Batman's Poo: Richard Returns

Batman's Poo: Richard's Return is the obscure, direct-to-video sequel to The Dark Knight: Batman's Poo. Although The Dark Knight franchise came to a close, Brad Pitt, the actor of Batman in the original Batman's Poo movie, appointed himself as the director of the newest film and began the Batman's Poo franchise, despite its initial failure in the box office. (In fact, most cast members involved in the movie commited suicide shortly after.)


 * Brad Pitt: 


 * "The other movie may have been a failure, but hey, who doesn't like some awesome B-grade action?"

Brad Pitt felt the concept of Batman's Poo needed to be expanded and so he built upon that notion and resumed the film's ongoing storyline. He recreated the franchise and released the second Batman's Poo film directly onto VHS, for fear of more bashful criticism.

Plot
The film begins with a flashback of Richard Simmons' death on the surface of the sun, basically beginning where the viewer left off. From there, Simmons is encased in stone and sinks into the sun, where it is assumed he has perished in the flames. On Earth, however, the U.S. Army picks up mysterious radiation signals from deep within the Earth's core, which may indicate that a very powerful source from within the solar system is being used to harness an energy within the Earth. The U.S. Army reacts accordingly and sends multiple troops down to investigate the matter. When the troops mysteriously perish, however, the army is forced to retreat all and any investigations involving the situation.

Bruce Wayne once again assumes his role as Batman and confronts the matter himself. He soon discovers a giant energy orb right at the center of the core and steadily avoids all of its power attacks. Richard Simmons emerges from the orb, greets Batman, and swears vengeance upon him. Batman then retreats before Richard can deal any decisive blows.

Batman confronts the general of the U.S. Army and reports his findings, which instigates a war. Multiple cities are destroyed in the process and Richard emerges from within the Earth and delivers a final attack to the United States, attempting to destroy it once and for all. Batman rushes in and uses a slingshot and an official Angry Birds™ plush and aims it at Richard Simmons, who is unaffected. Richard then reveals he is still not on Earth, but in the sun, using its radioactive energy to control the energy source within Earth, since all planets in the solar system are aligned and revolving around the sun. The sun is the center of all energy within the solar system.

Batman then uses his super awesome martial arts kicks to kick multiple bombs into space headed for the sun, which then explode, destroying the sun and Richard Simmons once and for all. The end.